Romance Novels by Stefan Sparkle!
Divergent Harmonies
Two lonely souls discover a mutual peace in each other.
Converging Harmonies
The conclusion of Divergent Harmonies!
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In '71, at twenty-three years of age, Pratchettâs first work, "The Carpet People", made its appearance. Though modest in its reception, this fanciful tale, woven with the whimsy of a young manâs imagination, hinted at his latent gift for storytelling.
In subsequent years, Pratchett further exercised his pen. In '76, he offered "The Dark Side of the Sun", a tale bearing elements of both the fiction of science and the satirical. This was succeeded by "Strata" in '81, a narrative that playfully examined the tropes of its genre with a wry humour that would come to define his later works. These early novels, though by no means failures, were received only by a limited circle of enthusiasts.
However, it was the publication of "The Colour of Magic" in '83 that marked the commencement of Mr. Pratchettâs more notable ascent. With this work, he introduced readers to the strange and whimsical realm of Discworldâa world borne upon the backs of four mighty elephants who themselves stand (except when one lifts a leg to let the sun go past, that one probably leans a little to one side... for a while) upon the great celestial turtle AâTuin. The reception of this fantastical adventure, though warm, was yet not sufficient to elevate its author to where he belonged in the ranks of the literary elite.
Determined to build upon this foundation, Pratchett continued to expand the Discworld series. With the publication of "The Light Fantastic" in â86 and "Equal Rites" in â87, his readership began to swell. By the end of â87, Pratchett found himself sufficiently established to abandon his role as a press officer for H.M.âs Central Electricity Generating Board, electing instead to dedicate himself fully to the literary craft.
And so, after sixteen years of steady labour and modest successes, Pratchett found himself at last within the ranks of celebrated authors.
In the ensuing years, Discworld became a veritable phenomenon across the breadth of Britain. Through the deft application of wit and satire, Pratchett laid bare the foibles and follies of human society, employing a fantastical lens through which to reflect the truths of our own world. His creations became beloved by a diverse array of readers, and his prodigious output ensured that his name became synonymous with the genre of comic fantasy.
His story is one of quiet but unrelenting resolve, a knight who embodied the virtues of patience, perseverance, and the unflagging pursuit of creative ambition. His life and works now serve as an inspiration to aspiring writers, demonstrating that a gradual ascent, though often overlooked by the impatient observer, may yet yield heights of great renown.
She loved me when my joyous tone
Taught every heart to thrill:
The sweetness of that tongue is gone,
And yet she loves me still.
She loved me when I proudly stept,
The gayest of the gay!
That pride the blight of time has swept,
Unlike her love, away.
She loved me when my home and heart
Of fortuneâs smile could boast;
She saw that smile decay â depart â
And then she loved me most.
âAye, then, youâll be wanting Mr Thatcher, heâs just round that corner. Follow yer nose."
âIâm sorry, did you say the baker is Mr Thatcher?â
âAye, lad, he ainât one for climbing roofs, what with his leg.â
âDare I ask who your thatcher is?
âMr Smith, aye.â
âNo.â
âAye, lad, a horse would throw iâself away from his shoes.â
âAlright, I suppose thatâs one way of putting it⌠er⌠who is the blacksmith?â
âMr Fisher, aye.â
âNo he is not!â
âI tell no lies, laddie; thy mouth could use soap anâ water, aye.â
âMy apologies, then who fishâ"
âThe Cooper twins.â
âIncredible, my fascination urges me to roll onwards despite the rumble of my stomach.â
âAye?â
âAye, I mean, yes, er, who is the cooper?â
âThatâd be Mr Carter.â
âOh, of course, and I suppose he can't drive straight.â
âAye, that be insightful, lad, canât see his own feet; but a devil with anything up close anâ persânal like.â
âIndeed?â
âAye, holds bread up to his eye anâ picks out bits of wood.â
âWell, I am sure I donât know how that makes him good at making barrels. Iâm less certain about Mr⌠erâŚâ
âMr Thatcher, aye.â
âMr Thatcherâs bread, my thanks, I shall forgoe the bakery. Could you be so kind as to direct me to the carter?â
âAye thatâd be me, lad.â
âOh, well how serendipitous, and you are?â
âMr Baker, aye.â
âYes, yes, I know. I can see the screens.â
âYes, captain, itâs just that you seem a bitâŚâ
âYes.â
The captain pianoed their fingers on the armrest of their seat, watching a pale blue dot slowly grow on five of the monitors.
âCorporal?â
âCaptain?â
âYou were not on the last mission?â
âNo, captain.â
âDo you know what happened?â
âNo, captain.â
âWell, things seemed to be going well for thirty yearsâŚâ The captain drifted off as the ship slid past a comet on three of the monitors. It had no tail, as of yet, but it was one of many that flung itself around the solar system they were heading toward. âAnd then they began their mission.â
âCaptain?â
âThree years later they ended up being nailed to some wood,â said the captain, then regretted bringing up the subject, âand they were left hanging by their hands and feet until they died.â
âCaptain??â
The captain winced at the outburst, and the memory. âTook us forty-three days to find their signal. Turns out the natives were under the impression they were either a terrorist or the offspring of a god, and things got out of hand.â
âBut⌠but, captain! Why⌠Permission to ask a question, captain!â
âYes, corporal?â
âWhy are we going back, captain?â
âItâs been two millennia. There must have been some progress.â
âTwo millennia isnât long enough when it comes to nailing people to wood,â said the corporal, and pressed a button harder than was really necessary.
âCorporal?â
âCaptain?â
âShut up,â said the captain, not unkindly.
âYes, captain.â